Saturday, August 12, 2006

momma madonna



so i showed my mom madonna's film
and just at the part abt reading scripture, really serious stuff with heavy underscore.
my mom turns to me and says:
WOW durians are selling for 2 dollars today!

talk about missing the point and ruining the mood....

in another scene:
madonna was being warned by israeli security from going into some wise man's grave in the occupied territories...madonna reluctantly agreed, but said to the security guys:
fuckers. pussy fuckers.

there was a pause in the living room.
and then my mom turns to me and asks:

what did she say?

she wanted me to repeat it.

sigh.

moral of the story: mothers and madonna don't mix.

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